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Annoy Coworkers With The Annoyatron 2.0Yesterday

The Annoyatron 2.0 is a little gadget that makes annoying noises at random so you can drive a very special coworker to the point of stabbing you and/or stealing your lunch from the communal fridge. The sounds are as follows: -15kHz (Mosquito tone) (full volume) -Cricket chirping (medium/low volume) -IM Doorbell (low volume) -Grating Electronic noise (full volume) -Typical Electronic Beep (medium volume) Just hide the little board in somebody's office, don your stab-proof jacket, and wait for the insanity to set in! Don't have a stab-proof jacket? Well you're in luck -- I happen to be selling them! They may just look like garbage bags, but you have The Geekologie Writer's personal guarantee they are real garbage bags. Annoy-a-tron 2.0 Lets You to Slowly Drive Your Co-Workers Insane Just for Fun [gizmodo] Thanks to 42 y/o undead warlock, who doesn't need an Annoyatron, because he's got warlock powers and shit.

Red Shells: Guy Plays Mario Kart In Real LifeYesterday

Some guy named Remi Gaillard decided it'd be a good idea to rock out with his go-kart out and play some Mario Kart in real life. This is the result. The graphics left a little something to be desired, but overall, awesome! Especially the *SPOILER ALERT* running away from the cops at the end. What -- don't blame me, you're the one that chose to read the spoiler before watching the movie. Jesus, exercise a little self control. Actually, just exercise a little period -- you look awful. Youtube Thanks to Tom, Jay, and Nicolas, any of which would have red-shelled that little bitch back to the NES.

Kinda Tacky: Diamond Plate Foosball TableYesterday

Foosball: the sport of champions. And by champions I mean those who like to drink in dark, smoke-filled bars. Which I fucking rule at! *high-five* Whoa, watch the drink buddy. So yeah, a $1,200 foosball table with diamond plate accents. This thing is straight tacky as shit but might look okay in a garage. Provided it's in pieces. Under a big blue tarp. With bricks holding it down. Geekologie: helping not sell your company's products since 2006. Product Page Thanks to KXHone, who, along with yours truly, could school any of you mothers. Bring it!

Geekologie Reader's Brother Makes Awesome Super Mario Inspired Gingerbread HouseYesterday

Loyal Geekologist Fally sent me a tip to show off the sweet-ass Super Mario gingerbread house her brother made with some friends. As you can see, it's freaking amazing. Certainly way better than anything I could ever make. And I'm not just saying that because I've never built a gingerbread house without it catching fire, but *BEEP BEEP BEEP* goddammit, not again. Hit the jump for some closeups. Especially note the 'Super Mario Holiday' mosaic in the background, which was made out of individual candy pieces similar to the the Mario pushpin mosaic.

Toby Jones Stores Your Stuff On The CheapYesterday

God, I wish he offered a babysitting service too. Youtube Thanks to Jake, who's used Toby's services and swears they're legit. Well, as legit as $11 storage can be.