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Gamer Bling: Gold & Diamond Mario PendantYesterday

This gold and diamond encrusted Mario pendant recently sold on eBay for the low, low price of $2,600. Yes I bought it! Which is exactly why I didn't post it until after the deal was done. I can't have you stealin' my blang! What did I get for my hard-earned cashmoney?:

Total Carat Weight: 4.25CT Metal Type: 10K Solid Yellow Gold Gemstone: Natural Diamond Stone Clarity: SI Stone Color: Black, blue, canary, & white Stone Cut: Round Setting: pave Weight: 31.60 Grams Width: 2 Inches Length: 3.25 Inches Note: Mario Design.

Okay, I know I said I bought it earlier, but the thing is I lied. You see, I don't have two arcade tokens to rub together, let alone a couple extra G's. What do I look like, I'm rich? Haha, no, not all the handsome people are rich. eBay Auction (seller has other gamer jewelry as well) via

Mmmm!: God Of War III's Nutritional InfoMarch 20

This is a little graphic depicting God of War III's nutritional facts as imagined by Gary Hodges. And, as expected, it's pretty much everything you need to grow up strong and healthy. Suck it, Flintstones vitamins! Just kidding -- you know how you can't open a Tic-Tac box without eating them all? I'm the same with with Flintstone vitamins. Which is exactly why I've turned orange and started pissing gravel I'm 30-feet tall and stronger than six Paul Bunyans. No, eight. God of War Label [joystickdivision] Thanks to P05TMAN, who better stop stealing my Christmas cards.

TV Remote With Integrated Bottle OpenerMarch 20

The Clicker is a universal remote with a bottle opener attached. I don't know how expensive they are but I do know much it would cost to duct tape a regular bottle opener to my existing remote, so free is kind of my price point right now. And free, as you may know, is what this is supposed to be the land of. BUT I HAVE MY DOUBTS. Know what I'm sayin'? Legalize it. Haha, what do you mean I'm in LA and I can just go get a weed card? WAIT, WHAT?! Slow down you're blowing my mind. Bottle opener remote is perfect for couch potato beer snobs [dvice]

It Was Only A Matter Of Time....March 20

Before a major news outlet misspelled Large Hadron Collider. Thankfully, it was the Telegraph and not a really respectable news source like Geekologie. Because boy would I have been red in the face! No, no I wouldn't have been. I would have worn that shit like a badge. A badge of awesome. Now collide those wieners! The Typo We've Been Waiting For [gizmodo] Thanks to Liz, who doesn't even want to know what happens when two giant blimpies collide. Magic, Liz, magic.

Steampunk'd Princess Leia And Boba FettMarch 20

This is a picture of a steampunk'd Princess Leia and Boba Fett from deviantARTist onewhospinsflags. Good lookin', onewhospinsflags. Say, you don't happen to know onewhospinshislittlepeeneraroundlikeahelicopter, do you? Because I sat next to him on the bus once. I think he should pay for my drycleaning. onewhospinsflags' DeviantART Thanks to sham, who once created a steampunk'd Star Trek costume but the coal-powered pants warmer caught fire and burnt it all up.