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Your own Wikipedia Article/ Entry for $300March 23 2008

Unless you’re famous (company or person) it's nearly to put up your own article because of their "notability guidelines" and incredibly efficient patrolling of the site. People try making their own articles and they get deleted within minutes. AND their IP's get blocked.

It's annoying because Wikipedia articles can be a huge boost to your Google Ranking. I read that

96.6% of Wikipedia Pages Rank in Google's Top Ten for any given query. That's impressive.

Usually your own website will show up below Wikipedia's entry on you, your company, your organization, whatever.

Anyways, I have a very artful and resourceful friend who can make you a Wikipedia page for $300.

I've never advertised for a pal before but he's a great novelist in between projects and needs extra cash.

He'll be honest with you about whether or not he can get you an article on Wikipedia. Popnomination.blogspot.com, for example, cannot get it's own Wikipedia page.

There's a lot of stuff that shouldn't have Wikipedia pages that he manages to get on there anyways. It's much easier if you're a business or organization of some kind. And he doesn't charge you til your article is on the Wikipedia site. I've been getting an increasing amount of requests for my friend who does

Anyone can "contribute" but most their stuff gets yanked. He is a longtime trusted Wikipedia Editor AND Administrator.

If GOOGLE had a tag line:February 15 2008

1. Google: We're motherfucking Google!
2. Google: Say my name.
3. Google: We own you.
4. Google: Yeah, we own that too.
5. Google: We own that also.
6. Google: We know where you live.
7. Google: Would you like to see a copy of your pornographic search history file?
8. Google: What?
9. Google: We know your secrets and wouldn't want them getting leaked out. That's not a threat, we're just saying.
10. Google: The printing press is adorable.

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Carly Simon's Keepin it Real, Sister!February 13 2008

How much do I love this album cover?

No Secrets! No Bras!

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Two colds at once?January 24 2008

If I have a cold and my friend has a different strain of cold is it possible that one of us could infect the other and have TWO COLDS AT ONCE??! What if a third person came along with a different strain could you have THREE COLDS? Four, Five, Six, Ten? Have they tried this on monkeys?

I've been asking this of all my friends lately (everyone is sick from all different places lately) and everyone says no. They're not sure why but something something about cannot have two cold viruses blah blah.

But they're wrong!! According to the truth-machine Google, you CAN get two colds at once.

Only one result for "three colds at once."

Here's a great Esquire article about it.

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Fake Blog DescriptionsDecember 6 2007

Top 5 Blog Descriptions to drive more Traffic to your Site

1. The anonymous (but totally true) tales of a Hollywood insider.
2. The totally true trials and tribulations of a an angry black man.
3. Daily musings, totally true ones, from a celebrity politician on the run from the law.
4. The totally true sexual escapades of a 21-year-old supermodel living in Manhattan
5. The online diary of a lesbian nun. Totally True. most popular blog topics, describing blogs, describing words, about me blogs, blogs about nothing, about blg, nun hat, nun blog, america's next top model blog, models blog, top model blog, cute blog, swimsuit blog, thailand blog, supermodel sexy, black gay blog, black man meet

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