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Hello, person who still visits this site … thank you for not updating your bookmarks. I appreciate it.

If you didn’t know, I’ve left the FanHouse, and am now bringing the straight blog filth over at Yahoo!. You can find me here on the NFL tip, and sooner than later, also on the College Basketball tip over there.

One day in, I’m finding the Yahoo! audience to be a lot like the FanHouse audience, except way
more sensitive about multiple personality disorder. Of course, there’s always the possibility that all of those comments are from Herschel Walker … or maybe, upon further review, I wasn’t sensitive enough to a serious illness. I dunno. I didn’t think it was that harsh.

Anyway, if I manage not to get fired before then, I’ll be doing some cool stuff over there in the coming weeks. Perhaps you’ll join me. If not, YOU’RE A DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER.

Whew. That felt good. Cleansing.

Joey Porter/Levi Jones Fight: The TranscriptMarch 20 2007

WOOF. Joey Porter is accused of punching Cincinnati Bengals tackle Levi Jones near a blackjack table in Vegas’s Palms Casino. themightymjd.com has obtained security footage of the fight, and we present to you here the transcript.

Levi Jones: Congratulations on that contract you signed with the Dolphins, Joey. I’m sure the Dolphins will turn it around real soon.

Joey Porter: Whatchyou mean, WILL turn it around? Motherfucker, the Dolphins turned it around the second my pen hit that contract. Joey Porter turnd that bitch around RIGHT NOW just by showin’ up.

Levi Jones: Sorry man, I was just… I’m sorry, okay? Let’s play some blackjack.

Joey Porter: No, I tell YOU when we play some blackjack. I tell EVERYBODY when to play blackjack.

Random Guy (to dealer): Seventeen? I think I’ll stay.

Joey Porter: NO, I DON’T THINK YOU WILL. (Porter grabs the man by the shirt, lifts him off his stool, and kicks him in the rearend.) NO, I think you gonna GO, OLD MAN. Go on, get on outta here. Go wash my car, motherfucker. It’s the black and gold Hummer H2 with the license plate that says, “K2ISAFAG.”

Random Guy: It’s black and gold? I thought you played for the Dolphins now. Aren’t those the Steelers’

Athlete Of The Week: Guy With The Feathered Hair and Turquoise PoloMarch 5 2007

I don’t know if that was his wife that was so excited about it… but that guy got to see both of her perms that night.

These Will Be Difficult To Explain To The GrandkidsFebruary 26 2007

I’m not the kind of guy who wants to tell anyone what to do with their body, but… well, I think it’s weird to get a picture of someone permanently inked to your skin when that person doesn’t know or like you. That’s just me.

Anyway, SI.com has a gallery up right now if the most insane tattoos that their readers have. All of them were sort of jaw-dropping since they’re, you know, sports tattoos, but a few stood out. I didn’t believe this one was real:

As punishment, he should actually have to.

But it is. I don’t know if the statement on the man’s head is actually true, but it is a real tattoo. A radio station gave him Laker playoff tickets to do it. The same guy, on the same radio station, has also been tasered by Game, had mace squirted into his eye, and eaten worms. Shaq should probably sue this guy. I mean, I wouldn’t care if someone started a rumor that I did a guy, but I’d be highly offended if it was that guy.

Among the other highlights: the Bears with with Buddy Ryan’s signature inked into his back, the guy with a portrait of M

John Terry Takes A DiveFebruary 26 2007

I didn’t see it, I’m sorry to say, but from what I can gather, yesterday’s Carling Cup final between Arsenal and Chelsea was kind of a humdinger. First, John Terry nearly fucking died. He was kicked in the head as he dove at a header off a corner kick… maybe “almost died” is an overstatement, but he swallowed his tongue and needed oxygen on the field. I’d mention the stretcher, but you get a stretcher ride in soccer if someone gives you a wet willy.

It’s not only bad news for Terry, as he’s battled injury problems all year long (edit: Terry seems to be okay, and will likely play the next game)… but it’s bad news for soccer, because now everytime someone takes a dive, they’re going to demand the oxygen and a neck brace, or no one’s going to buy it.

There was also a bit of a fight. Observe: