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- Top 10 Movie Roles Taken In Order to Make-Out With a Hot Chick
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If you've seen Entourage you know that a lot more goes through an actor's mind when choosing a movie than just whether or not it has a good script and a good director. Sometimes, extraneous factors camouflage a script's flaws and a director's weaknesses. As with most things in life, the source of this confusion is most often women. Listed are the top 10 movie roles taken by actors who were blinded by the opportunity to make-out with the female lead. Seriously. The only conceivable reason to take these roles was to make out on screen and hit that sweet va-j off of it.
10) Aaron Eckhart in No Reservations (Catherine Zeta-Jones)
Aaron Eckhart only had one lead role (Thank You For Smoking) under his belt when he was cast in a romantic comedy about a pretentious chef (Zeta-Jones) who is forced to raise her niece after her sister dies in an accident. Eckhart plays the smarmy sous-chef who defrosts the bitter Zeta-Jones. After seeing him in Dark Knight it seems laughable that he would take this role, but I'm sure he was looking for his big break, so I'll give him a slight pass.
- CH Sports Weekly: Like Manny, We're Just Being Manny
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Ethan: How disappointing was it that John Lackey's no-hitter ended up just being a pathetic complete game two-hit win over the Red Sox in Fenway? I mean, that must be when a victory feels like a loss.
Amir: Which is probably why Sox fans were cheering as if it were a victory. I guess they'll take what they can get!
John Lackey gave up his first hit and realized his last name had negative connotations in the same inning.Ethan: If the Angels had acquired Teixeira and gotten a no-hitter yesterday, it would have been one of the best days in franchise history, sort of the exact opposite of the day they acquired Mo Vaughn.
Amir: The day the Rally Monkey contracted AIDS.
Ethan: Did you like this trade for the Braves?
Amir: I guess Kotchman and a prospect are better than nothing. Plus the Angels needed some hope this season, things were looking BLEAK, and I mean DISMAL.
Ethan: Well, I don't actually think they couldn't have won in the playoffs with the offense they had. Between the offense, the solid rotation with a stud like Lackey at the top, and the killer bullpen, they could be there.
Amir: The Braves couldn't do better than this, though? Kotchman's a good enough player,
- Caption Contest: 7/30
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Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by Susanna Wolff
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More Awesome at Fatawesome.
Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by Fatawesome
48 likes - Style Changes
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1994
Mom: Steve, try on these Bugle Boy pants I bought you.
Me: OK.
Mom: The cuffs are stretchy so you don't tear them when you play.
Me: I pooped in them already.
1996
Me: Fellas, the Big Dog is in da house! See, it says so on my shirt.
Lucas: We all have Big Dogs on our shirts. Mine is dressed like Darth Vader, but it says Bark Vader, 'cause he's a dog.
Me: Lucas, no one cares about your gay Darth Vader shirt.
Lucas: What does gay mean?
Me: I don't know, Luc, probably has something to do with your mushroom cut.
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Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by Steve Ethridge
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