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JIM GIBBONS DIVORCE INSANITY: America's worst ... [America's Worst Governor]May 28

JIM GIBBONS DIVORCE INSANITY: America's worst governor and alcoholic adulterous sex-assaulter crook Jim Gibbons and his power-crazed wife Dawn are finally getting the divorce everybody always knew they'd get, and it's going to be ugly, and the court documents are hilarious. [My Silver State/Las Vegas Gleaner]

Scott McClellan Can't Ruin George Bush Junior's Day [Happy As Ever]May 28

The great George W. Bush delivered the commencement address at Colorado's Air Force Academy today, the same day that his former hobbit slave was publicizing mean books about him. Here he is this morning "chest-bumping" a graduate, who has probably already died in Iraq. [AP Photo]

John McCain's Biggest Fan: 'Your Name' [Outdoor Advertising]May 28

Ooh looky it's another Kustomized Kampaign Trinket for you, the reader! For just $250, you can show the world that YOUR NAME totally supports JOHN MCCAIN. But are there any names or phrases that Gramps McCain won't accept on his Prideful Outdoor Banners?

We encounter this stern warning: "Demeaning or derogatory names or phrases are not acceptable."

Ken L.
hahahahaha so no "RUN NEGRO RUN"?
Sara S.
no "Truck Nutz for John McCain"
Ken L.
Oh he would only notice really old-fashioned derogatory names and phrases.
Jim N.
no, that is acceptable for mccain
Ken L.
So, no BALDERDASH banners
Jim N.
yeah, not even the TINIEST picture of a lady's ankle!
Ken L.
RAPSCALLIONS MOST UNWELCOME!

Personalized McCain Outdoor Banner [JohnMcCain.com]

Even Little-Girl Hillary Was A Conniving Monster [Abc Afterschool Special]May 28

Scott McClellan's A Big Hit! [Mission Accomplished]May 28

SEE WHAT EVERYONE'S SAYING ABOUT SCOTT MCCLELLAN'S NEW #1 BOOK, GEORGE BUSH JR. MADE VAGUE ERRORS!

"I would think if he harbored such deep feelings about things he wouldn't have and shouldn't have accepted the press secretary job in the first place." — ARI FLEISCHER, bald press secretary before Scott McClellan.
"Total crap." — DAN BARTLETT, former White House communications director.
"Left-wing logger." — KARL ROVE, White House turd blossom.
"I totally agree." — NANCY PELOSI, known Liberal.
"Why don't you learn something about the monument." —