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I love to be on super super super empty flights.Yesterday: You never hear, "A United Airlines 757 went down today. There were 11 people on board."
You're not going to believe what happened to me on the plane.January 6: For those of you who read regularly, you know how I feel about airplane bathrooms.
Well, on this airplane, the light was not connected to the lock. (I did not realize this until it was too late.) As I started my business I was actually thinking about how I could feel confidence in the lock because the light was on when low and behold the door opens! Suffice it to say, my dignity was not shielded by darkness. And I worried about that plane's engines for the rest of the flight.
I may have lost a laptop, but I gained some insight.January 5: State Police are a lot nicer when you're 41 and looking for a missing laptop at Logan Airport than they are when you're 21 and peeing on someone else's patio at 3am.

No, Aunt Pat. That never happened.
Tomorrow I'll get up early to drink DietCoke, eat chips, lose stuff, skip church, forget your birthday, swear and talk on the phone while I drive.December 31 2008: I want the resolution monkey off my back by noon.
I wonder how good you have to be for Santa to clean the house while he's at it.December 23 2008: TSBITW wishes you all a very Merry Christmas!!!!!