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Chore Wars - VALIS

These are the latest Chore Wars adventures of the brave party of VALIS. (FightMaster, Jenny and Katya are not listed due to their privacy settings.)


Lisander earned 3 XP and 7 gold for watering plantsApril 17 2008
Incestuous watering.
Lisander earned 30 XP and 12 gold for Delivering a PackageApril 17 2008
And those taxes which are your liege lord's, render up unto him (at least until he can be handily eviscerated while drunk on the excess thus funded)
Lisander earned 17 XP, a scroll of wealth and 15 gold for paying the billsApril 17 2008
Only one there was, and barely a fledgeling, couldn't even blow fire, metaphorically speaking.
Lisander earned 30 XP and 1 gold for taking out the trashApril 17 2008
If I had a ring of strength, I could carry both of these at the same time...
Lisander earned 10 XP and 21 gold for washing dishesApril 17 2008
If I can't see them, they shan't live... quick, ready another magic pulse...