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M42 closed by marshmallows and beerNovember 28: Delays expected, drinks all round

A northbound stretch of the M42 was this morning closed after a six-vehicle pile-up "sent marshmallows and beer spilling out onto the carriageway", the BBC reports.…
BBC relives <em>The Day of The Triffids</em>November 28: New two-part adaptation of Wyndham classic

The BBC is poised to start filming on a new adapation of John Wyndham's The Day of The Triffids, due to hit screens in a high-definition two-parter some time next year.…
Boss frogmarches bound employee to cop shopNovember 28: With 'thief' sign round his neck

An Essex boss who discovered one of his employees had stolen and cashed a company cheque frogmarched the miscreant to a police station with his hands tied behind his back and a sign round his neck reading "thief", the Times reports.…
Brits decline to 'think outside the box'November 28: Don't want to 'touch base', either

Free Pro-active Download - Going Forward with Blue-sky Thinking for Web 2.0…
Satanic net neologisms - nominations invitedNovember 27: What's the most hideous bastard spawn of cyberspace?

So popular has our "top net neologism" poll proved that we're now bowing to reader pressure and inviting submissions for the "most repulsive bastard spawn of cyberspace" - words so hideous in their aspect that they cause lovers of the English language to vent steam through both ears while firing up the Twat-O-Tron.…

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