Toluu : Found Magazine

Profanity PhrasesToday: I sat down at a table in a diner and this was left with the previous party's dirty dishes. I grabbed it before the waitress could clean everything up.
Bachelorette PartyToday: This gem was left on the copier of a local FedEx Kinkos. It appears as if some last minute changes had to be made to the list of word scrambles. I bet Grandma had a great time at the bachelorette party!
I'm Not CrazyYesterday: Found this cryptic message and picture under a bridge on Tramway. It's written on the front of what appears to be a really old Radio Shack receipt (judging by the warranty/return information printed on the back). The picture was attached to the message in pretty much the same place. The material of the picture makes me think it is part of a business card or a pamphlet clipping.
Always With Love, DadYesterday: This was in a library book I checked out the other day. I've come across papers that others have left in books before, but none this poignant. I hope he's OK.
Get Me Some Hot Ass FoodJanuary 5: I found at a park in Ventura. The spelling made me sad, but I have to admit that I have eaten at Old Country Buffet and, like Derrick, I found the experience to be extremely underwhelming.