Toluu : One Sentence

Story #2724January 5: I dusted for the first time in seven years, and then realized that I hadn't been allergic to my cat.
Story #2719January 2: He asked me out online, but that was okay becuase I stood up and did a little victory dance that I did not want anyone to see.
Story #2716January 2: When the priest said my parents didn't raise me right because I was planning to marry a Baptist, I stopped being Catholic.
Story #2715December 31 2008: She kissed me in the parking lot of the Mormon church, and all the cars drove by slowly, honking their horns.
Story #2711December 29 2008: When I told the hardware store worker my plan to paint on my ex-boyfriends pristine BMW, without hesitation, she asked what color.