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News Story Involving Nudity Of The Day, Vol. 2Today

Another good one, this time from Kate. OREGON WOMAN, 88, GIVES NAKED INTRUDER THE SQUEEZE PORTLAND (AP) — The Multnomah County Sheriff’s Office says an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man’s crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond says the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down

Classic Commercial Of The Day (video)Today

One I never saw. I would've remembered. "My wife would like that." From my buddy, BLong. link Never mind the name. This thing is just all kinds of wrong. Slide the fish down the boner and it leaves only his smelly, denuded endoskeleton? No thanks. This thing does seem pretty efficient and quick, though. I wonder if the poor fish is still alive for a minute afterward, and feeling light and

2008 Movie Lists Of The DayToday

From Premiere.com, which calls this "The Best, Worst and Everything In-Between Movies of 2008" I saw a grand total of two movies that appear on any of these lists: Kung Fu Panda and Quantum Of Solace, and I liked the panda better than Bond. ----- by Premiere.com Staff Anyone Who Doesn't Choose This As The Best Movie of the Year is Just Being a Jerk The Dark Knight Best "Non-Dark Knight"

Poor Bastard Of The DayToday

Damn. Wanna get away? You hate to laugh at this poor schmo, but then, you have to, because this is effin' funny. That's guy's nuts! He sure made an ass of himself. Ok, ok, no more cracks. Except his. From The Courteous Chihuahua, Wendy in RI and The Smoking Gun. Skier Suffers Exposure Man left dangling upside down, pantsless after Vail lift mishap JANUARY 6 -- In a bizarre incident that

Cover Song Of The Day (video)Today

This is way cool: An a cappella version -- sort of -- of Michael Jackson's "Thriller," courtesy of a Frenchie named François Macré. I say "sort of" because there is musical accompaniment, but it's all done by voice. Don't miss his rendition of the Vincent Price dialogue at 4:20. link Notes from creator Macré on the vid's YouTube page, copied as is: Here is a remake of the "Thriller" song