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This time Sardarji takes onNovember 22

A Sardarji and his wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue,and they decide to stop for a rest.

They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.

The Sardarji explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to the Sardarji, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.
"But we didn't use them", the Sardarji complains.
"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.

He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows," sardarji complains again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies.

No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the sardarji replies "But we didn't use it"

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the Sardarji finally gives up and

One line humourNovember 22

(1) Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

(2) Having one child makes you a parent. Having two makes you a referee.

(3) Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

(4) I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried-but they wanted cash.

(5) A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

(6) Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

(7) Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without. (In both cases, you'll regret it later)

(8) You can't buy or negotiate love. You have to pay heavily in any case.

(9) Bad MPs are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

(10) Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

(11) Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

(12) My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

(13) Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

(14) Ladies first...... Pretty ladies sooner.

(15) A successful marriage requires falling in love over & over again,.... with the same person.

(16) You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

(17) It doesn't matter how often a married man

Surprise… Surprise… Surprise… I am still alive!!!November 20

I am feeling like it has been years since I have posted something on my site. No no, wasn’t busy with studies, work or any other productive work. Full credit goes to my laziness and my procrastination! In my life, I never thought, I could stay idle for months to this extent but as you friends know many things happen in our life for the very first time . :) Chatting, mail checking , orkutting, sleeping and hanging around kept me busy till now. Oh ya, in between, for a change, I visited library for few hours to make sure that I am preparing for GRE/TOEFL. After enough delay and postponements I registered for GRE and I will take it on 12th November. Right now I am counting that I still have 48 days to go. Feeling like too much time I have to prepare for this exam :D.

Anyways, apart from that my web development projects are also on stack, not sparing time for them but as the bank balance is loosing its balance I guess I’ll have to start working again before I find my self under heavy debts :D. As I had enough dose of chat, now I’ll surely stop chatting with useless people(mostly girls ;) )and avoid spending time just for nothing.

As I didn’t post anything for last few months ( believe me, I thought to post sooo many things but never could take over my laziness :-( ), I have missed many things. I am thinking to post everything I missed so you can expect to find many new posts with interesting material in upcoming days.

I am trying to keep myself

Online Shopping Vs Conventional ShoppingOctober 26

I love Online Shopping. If you ask me i would say that Online Shopping has several advantages compared to Conventional Shopping.

1) Online Shopping is Convinience shopping.One can wear a night dress and shop from the comfort of my Home without stepping outside.

2) The expenses involved in conventional shopping such as travelling expenses, eating out, petrol expenses etc can be avoided by doing Online shopping. So online shopping saves you money.

3) Online Shopping saves time for travelling and shopping. All products can be found in one place and no need to search multiple shops. And no need to get stuck in traffic jams either.One can even shop products from all over the World by sitting home.

4) No need to carry heavy shopping bags or search for a place to park the vehicle. Heavy crowds can be avoided by doing online shopping.

5) Online shops give you best bargains on products. The prices of products are comparitively lesser than a conventional store. One can also get discounts and redeem coupens in most online stores. Also one can compare the prices of similar products in an Online store.

6) Choice is what attracts most people to Online Stores. One gets to see a variety of products in an online store. One can even buy a slightly used product at a fraction of the price of buying the new product.

7) Online Store are best to buy information products like ebooks or for sending gifts around the world.

No wonder I love On

Shortcut to successJuly 7

PLAN while others are playing.

STUDY while others are sleeping.

DECIDE while others are delaying.

PREPARE while others are daydreaming.

BEGIN while others are procrastinating.

WORK while others are wishing.

SAVE while others are wasting.

LISTEN while others are talking.

SMILE while others are frowning.

COMMEND while others are criticizing.

PERSIST while others are quitting.
 
[Source : From my mail collection]