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How Not To Get Laid

How Not To Get Laid, A Compendium of Coitus Rejectus


The Mama’s BoyNovember 10 2008
Submitted by Christy, Age 25, Detroit I was pleased as punch to run into my big high school crush last year and find that he was really into me too. It seemed so perfect! No awkward first date jitters or stilted conversation - we already knew each other! We could barely keep our hands off [...]
Firemen have this problem all the timeOctober 21 2008
Submitted by Linda, Age 29, Los Angeles It was my first year in the dorms. I was sharing a room with one other girl, and we’d only recently met but were becoming great friends. She kind enough to allow by BF from back home to come stay in our one tiny room for a week long [...]
Friendly AdvancesOctober 16 2008
Submitted by Marcus, Age 36, Florida While living in Hogtown, I had a good friend who happened to be quite hot, who I had an off and on thing for. We were good friends, and both of us valued that, which made it tough and awkward during those moments when ‘the urge’ would strike. Two of [...]
Polly wants to what?!September 25 2008
Submitted by Ginger Okay, so here I am at the ripe old age of 22, just got out of a long, life-wasting relationship, and I was on the rebound. My priority in life at this point was to go out, get drunk, and get laid. One night, I did go out, did get drunk, and [...]
If only I could go back in time and make myself forget she said that…September 21 2008
Submitted by FilmFan, Age 27, Atlanta, GA So I go out to see my friend’s band at a venue that was a few blocks from my house. Afterward, a few of the band members come over and bring some of their friends. We have a few drinks, and as the night goes on, people gradually trickle [...]