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Wrath of Spielberg smites Welsh uni leafletToday

Unauthorised use of image, lawyers thunder

The "little-known" Lampeter campus of the University of Wales is certainly now familiar to Steven Spielberg's lawyers after they fired off a letter to the seat of learning accusing it of using the director's image without his permission.…

US doc demands $1.5m for donated organToday

Missus runs off with kids, kidney

A US doctor is demanding his ex-missus stump $1.5m after she ran off with their three kids and one of his kidneys, the New York Daily News reports.…

ASA indignates prematurely over billboard sex adsToday

Prescription-only recipe for widespread offence

The Advanced Medical Institute has refused to withdraw billboard ads for a nasal spray for "male sexual problems", despite an Advertising Standards Authority edict they must come down since they're punting prescription-only drugs.…

I've only shagged two blokes, insists Paris HiltonYesterday

'Mostly I just kiss', claims amateur grumble flick star

It was a bit lonely over Xmas without a single snippet of seasonal Paris Hilton news, so we're delighted to offer today some hot celebutard goss guaranteed to warm the cockles of your chilly parts - our fave jetsetter insists she's made the beast with two backs with just two people.…

Navy SEALs look to grapple with BrazilianYesterday

Front mount and finishing expertise a must

The US Navy has faced up to the fact that enormous guns, nuclear missiles and an array of Top Gun navy fliers aren't the be all and end all when it comes to facing down the world's bad guys.…