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Barack Obama named Hillary Clinton as secretary of state today. He drew the line at the her suggestion to change the name to President Secretary of State.
Today is Cyber Monday, the official start of the online retail season. But you probably already knew that from all the people camping outside of amazon.com.
Consumers kicked off the holiday shopping season by spending an average of $372.57 each. Or roughly the current value of their homes.
The space shuttle Endeavor landed safely yesterday after a 16-day mission. The crew celebrated by popping open a bottle of anything that wasn’t recycled urine.
Venice is flooded. Although how they can t
- Things to do with a turkey carcassToday
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* The Lambada.
* Creepy character in sock puppet theater.
* Spray paint it gold and use as a planter.
* Toilet brush holder.
* Make a lovely meat hat.
* Dress in baby clothes, take pictures and send out announcements.
* Plant it and grow a turkey tree.
* Bong.
* Carry it around. Tell people it’s your “woobie.” - Random RussToday
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- quote of the dayToday
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“‘Friendship, like a flower, blooms with watering.’
And by watering, I mean beer.” - Tina - Birthday Shout-outs: Jon StewartToday
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That sound you heard Friday was the studio audience
goin’ nuts ’cause it was John Stewart’s birthday!
Of course, they might’ve meant it sarcastically.
