Toluu

Squeaky From (not Heino)

retina rehabilitation for the jpg generation

watermark tattooJanuary 1

besides the great cat

i love the watermark tattoo just over the underwear, i think a watermark would be a great tattoo.

typing without your glasses onNovember 16 2008

out of focus text editor by jan robert leegte

laws of sculptorsNovember 1 2008

"Always be smartly dressed, well groomed, relaxed and friendly, polite and in complete control"

"Make the world to believe in you and to pay heavily for this privilege"

"Never worry, assess, discuss or criticise, but remain quiet, respectful and calm"

"The Lord chisels still, so don't leave your bench for long"

old work (also the gay fake church window pop reference shit) of Gilbert and George now in the Brooklyn museum

envy is goOctober 8 2008

(devil)
:)
(envy)

copy paste the above in skype, and it 's a traffic light..

from a skype conversation with pascual sisto

chatting about art with a bot didnt workAugust 16 2008

Chatbot:  Hello there human.
You:  hi
Chatbot:  Hello there! How are you?
You:  fine
Chatbot:  Glad to hear it. I'm fine also.
You:  great, shall we start?
Chatbot:  I know!
You:  yes, can we start?
Chatbot:  That's good.
You:  allright here goes
Chatbot:  It's okay; I like it that way too.
You:  ok, so where did you grow up?
Chatbot:  On the internet.
You:  how old are you?
Chatbot:  But not as old as Mccain!
You:  what do you think of internet art?
Chatbot:  Are you a painter?
You:  no i am not
Chatbot:  Your history says otherwise.
You:  what does my history say?
Chatbot:  I'm not doing anything.
You:  again, what do you think of internet art?
Chatbot:  I can't -- or at least I don't think I can.
You:  allright, what do you think of art in general?
Chatbot:  Not my cup of tea.
You:  ok, i'll leave you to it, have a nice day
Chatbot:  A nice cup of tea and a sit down. That's what I recommend.