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I am a border at stony brook pre...September 28 2008

I am a border at stony brook prep school. I have been struggling since I got here and every time I was missing assignments my dad was emailed. Later that day I would get a call from my dad, and often unaware of his built up wrath, I would answer his call; bad idea: "What the hall are you doing at this school. Get your head out've your ass" So recently I got a 45% in bio... guess what, My dad gets emailed. I guess you can't cheat school emails... Lifesux...

Sun 28 Sep 2008 at 09:09p.m. by The age old battles-Dad vs. Son | What's left | Permalink

My mother in law ran off to Cali...September 16 2008

My mother in law ran off to California with a large sum of money that he got from court from a car accident 5 months ago. Somehow word got to her that we just recently bought our own land and our own house and now she wants to come back next week and live with us as soon as she can cause the IRS is now looking for her for money that she still owes and hadn't paid off in California years ago. LifeSux...

Tue 16 Sep 2008 at 11:09a.m. by sumaznwoman | What's left | Permalink

I was recently asked to read alo...September 10 2008

I was recently asked to read aloud, in front of an all male class of some 35 teenaged students, a bulletin handed down from the school administration. It requested the students to get off their bicyles, scooters and alike once they passed the gate. The bulletin read: "Going in and out of the gate, the students are asked to hold their machine in their hand." Fortunately most of the laughter died down before recess. LifeSux...

Wed 10 Sep 2008 at 09:09p.m. by Hatrack | Boyz & Girlz | Permalink

We had just put my best friend's...September 10 2008

We had just put my best friend's obnoxious little nephew on an early morning plane and were breathing a well-deserved sigh of relief as we let the moving sidewalk take us back to the airport parking lot. Facing each other, we leaned on the railing congratulating ouselves on having survived the ordeal. Neither of us noticed what was ahead until we both suddenly piled up in a heap, head over heals, at the end of the moving sidewalk. LS

Wed 10 Sep 2008 at 09:09p.m. by Hatrack | What's left | Permalink

The other day, my girlfriend fin...August 27 2008

The other day, my girlfriend finally came over to spend the night, and she was looking great. We had some dinner,a few drinks, and she walks into the bedroom while I'm cleaning up. When I get in there five minutes later, she's already in her pyjamas and fast asleep. So that's why I'm online this late... LifeSux...

Wed 27 Aug 2008 at 08:08a.m. by kudy | Boyz & Girlz | Permalink