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- The 12th Of Never(!)November 12
- Since yesterday was November 12th, I thought I’d take the time to discuss with you the ultimate date for those who follow Eventualizm - The 12th of Never. While the expression (and song based on said expression) states that this date lasts forever, there are several facts that dispute this as outlined below:
- The EffTD ExceptionNovember 3
- EffTD Advertising: The InfomercialNovember 2
- Note: Mike was on ill for most of last week...having contracted the speech impedement known as laryngitis. This also, oddly enough, caused him to lose his ability to write. With the invasion of Barack Obama in primetime last week, it brings up an eventual form of advertising that has yet to be fully explored here at the site: The Infomercial. We've all seen these long-winded forms of pseudo-entertainment, extolling the virtues of such products as juicing machines to the latest Chuck Norris offering, but unlike the traditional 30 second spot - these tend to stick with you in much the same way as a dog gnaws at a bone until it is either digested or thrown by the wayside.
- The Lasting SupperOctober 26
- On a recent trip to Las Vegas, I found myself anticipating one of the bastions of the gambling capital’s lore - the all you can eat buffet. Alas, I came across none in my short stay,leaving me forlorn. Forlorn or not, I felt obliged to find one as soon as I returned to my home and native land. I went to the first Chinese buffet I could find, and began the eventual process of eating diner. True enough, the buffet is an EffTDers dream when it comes to eating. You can take as long as you want to do it, and it is expected that you do.
- Effing Limerick Of The WeekOctober 25
- There once was a great Hallow’s EveThat allowed some of us to achieve;Costuming heightsWhile wearing tights;In an attempt to make us all believe. But you're still not a real ninja - you're just Steve.