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- GroanersJanuary 8 2007
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Here are some real groaners to start your New Year!
* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
* Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
* The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
* To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
* When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
* The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
* A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
* A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
* Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
* We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
* When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
* The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
* The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
* The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
* If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
* A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
* What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway)
* A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
* Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- Killer RabbitJanuary 8 2007
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ABSOLUTELY AMAZING….. THIS IS ONE FOR THE BIOLOGISTS…..
3.7 MB file (12 minutes via modem)
- Koalas & The JordansJanuary 8 2007
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Newborn koalas melt hearts
http://today.reuters.com/tv/videoChannel.aspx?storyid=4b30f6ca878142b5cf3f40e895a1644b51cb4d98
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Michael Jordan’s sons follow in his footsteps:
http://today.reuters.com/tv/videoChannel.aspx?storyid=cfe3812790af3a3e7d355a0d2663d173aa35e745(contributed to Woz by Steve Jasik)
- Albino Whitetail DeerJanuary 8 2007
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This deer was found by a family in Sweet Home, Oregon.
A very eventful day around here… A once in many lifetimes experience!
Mark saw this lil’ feller run out in front of a car, thought it was a lost baby goat. Stopped to get it, and WOW. A real Albino Whitetail Deer. Just hours old, but doing fine. No Momma deer around. Another car nearly hit it in front of Mark…
Well,, he is THE neatest thing any of us ever saw. And such a ‘freak of nature’, that only 1 in more than a million are even born. He took his bottle of food, followed us around the house, doing great. So, we called the Zoo & Fossil Rim, who were both interested, but we’re going to send him to a Rehab farm. Maybe he will make it in captivity somewhere and be appreciated. So rare… Sure wanted to keep him tho. but, not the thing to do. And not LEGAL either ; But, here are a couple of pix to show ya. He was snow white, pink eyes, ears, nose and hooves. Kids called him POWDER. He was SO small. That is my shoe lying beside him… WOW..how cool is that??
Pass this around, a lot of folks have never and will probably never see even another picture of an Albino deer fawn……
(contributed to Woz by Jean Griffiths)
- Quicksand!January 8 2007
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1.8 MB file (6 minutes via modem)Turn your sound on!(contributed to Woz by Susan Helene)