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Amir on AIM

I sit across from a really weird guy at work named Amir. These are all actual things he’s said to me on AIM that I decided to put online to embarrass him.

Amir: sup slutNovember 20

Amir: sup slut

Amir: gota great song for you to listen toNovember 17

Amir: gota great song for you to listen to
Amir: iTUNES IT UP!!!
Amir: BRAH
Amir: BRAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Amir: iTUNES IT!
Amir: lets DO THis
Amir: jake
Amir: itunes it
Amir: please
Amir: dont wanna cry just...
Amir: comon
Amir: why are you doing this tome?
Amir: fuck you
Amir: jake
Amir: jayyyyke
Amir: are you opening up itunes? is that why youre not responding?
Amir: lemme know
Amir: jkae
Amir: ajkejkajekajkejaek
Amir: ajkeajekjaekjaekjaekj
Amir: ok
Amir: so you just werent looking

Amir: nobody likes me. good. i hate everybody.November 11

Amir: nobody likes me. good. i hate everybody.
Jake (Autoreply): LUNCH
Amir: except for you.

Amir: jake im gonna punch you in 30 secondsNovember 10

Amir: jake im gonna punch you in 30 seconds
Amir: starting now

Amir: IJFASCONovember 7

Amir: IJFASCO
Amir: i just farted
Amir: and shit came out
Amir: help me.