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Tokyo Times

Notes from a small group of Japanese islands

Big Japanese breasts (pillow)January 7

For the person not after somebody special but simply unsentimental sex, then silicone substitutes are now surprisingly common, and available both for keeps or just a couple of hours; however, for those merely interested in mammaries — regardless of whether the focus is a relaxing fondle or a feature to rejoicingly rub their faces into — then the oppai pillow would appear to be perfect.

Apparently.

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Japanese bikes and boobsJanuary 5

With its positively preposterous pace and velodrome verve, keirin can be quite a spectacle; however, in Japan, with betting by far the main focus of its followers, a lot of the sport’s allure simply passes by without much appreciation.

This then is perhaps the reason why the powers that be have opted to put a bit of pizzazz back into proceedings, by having special events that boldly boast the gamble of girls on bikes.

And not only girls, but girls baring their boobs.

Or at least a bit of them.

Japanese New Year fun and festivitiesJanuary 2

On or around January 1st, an absolutely huge number of Japanese go to either a local or large shrine to pray — a rough but nonetheless rigourous reckoning of mine putting the figure at approximately 87.34 percent of the population. However, due to Japan’s refreshingly relaxed approach to religion, the emphasis is much more on fun rather than fervour.

A large amount of said fun being focused around food,

as well as some fancy outfits.

Oh, and a fair bit more food.

Along with the longing for a bit of luck,

The cow comethJanuary 1

As 2009 is the year of the ox, a cow’s characteristics apparently include being methodical along with materialistic which, at least as far as the latter is concerned, is perfectly apt for this place.

But, whatever the bovine may bring, I hope that your ride, for the most part at least, is a fun one.

Happy New Year!

Dangerously delivered dinnerDecember 31 2008

Sometimes, and especially at this time of year, whether it be due to too much booze, the bad weather, or basically not being able to be bothered, having a decent meal delivered is an equally decent idea.

And if one does, it may well arrive on one of these rather ramshackle,

but at the same time strangely beguiling bikes.

Contraptions whose ability to balance full to the brim bowls round busy streets is unfathomably fascinating, with their precious parcels often appearing precarious,

yet happily always horizontal.

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