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swinging movesJanuary 7

It doesn't take a slutty single girl a lot to get laid. I didn't need any moves because it was much more amusing to watch dudes work their best moves. Groping works, but overgroping is cause for early dismissal. I'm not a mouth slut so I'm very iffy about sucking face with new people, I'd rather suck dick. And whatever you do, please do not kiss me down my body.

Entering a potential group sex scenario at a stranger's house, there's some hesitance in making the first move. You'd be surprised at how much time you have to invest to get laid with swingers. Most people like to socialize, we just like to fuck. I'm more comfortable choking on your cock than talking about the weather. I've learned from my experience with casual sex and the internet to not hold any expectations, to let things happen... it's all about spontaneity.

So in a team scenario, you get to collaborate and put your heads together, or in this case... he puts his cock in my pussy. I tend to zone out after interacting with others for an extended period of time. I get antsy, I start digging my nails into his thighs, eyefucking the shit out of him and maybe even start working my tongue on his neck while I whisper in his ears and describe how wet I am as I place his hands between my legs.

An ice breaker? Sure, I'm just being myself. Getting comfortable by getting naked. Since this requires audience participation, I don't begin to straddle until I get the girl to come around. She can

recapJanuary 4

I've had two weeks off from all responsibilities other than fucking and cleaning up the room after we fuck. I guess I could cook too, but I'm no damn housewife.

There has been a lot of sex. So much sex that I feel a little dumber from all the orgasms. Foreplay in the form of a group sex scenario turns our time together afterward into the hottest sex ever.

We were invited to this couple's apartment where we didn't have any expectations until they both got naked. The girl was very oral and probably the first truly bisexual woman I've seen naked. I could tell she gave Him good head when I watched her suck Him off hungrily while her husband fucked her from behind. I'd shove my fingers into her mouth while she moaned into them and take turns sucking Him off.

When we swapped partners, both of us girls were on our backs and the husband was drilling me. I just stared at my guy fucking the wife and it was such an amazing view. If I could have been more dominant on the girl, I would have pushed her out of the way after her husband finished so I can get my man's cock again. He did bend me over while she nuzzled in between my legs, licking my clit and alternating on his balls too.

It was such a perfect scene and when we got home, we fucked so intensely. He has the power to make me come so hard, over and over again until juices squirt out, soak the sheets, and run down my back.

Last night was no exception. He'd whisper all the thin

a slutty swinger storyDecember 25 2008

We've been kind of like Pinky and the Brain lately... "What are we going to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night."

FIND PEOPLE TO FUCK!

We had extremely good luck the other night: the couple was hot and ready, we both got ours, and at the end of the night, the keys I had dropped on our way there were found lying on the sidewalk. Extremely lucky!

Our other encounters, not so much. Swinging is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. When we search for other kinky couples, the guy ends up wanting to suck my man's cock. Even though he said he'd take one for the team in cases of fugly chicks with hot dudes, we do draw the line at male-male contact. When we search for couples closer to our age, there are just way too many issues with these pseudo-sluts which makes the scene more like Real World Las Vegas than a hardcore porno set.

On one end, you have the empty nest couples who are very comfortable and confident, and know how to have a good time. On the other end, you have these younger couples who are very insecure in their relationships which makes swinging a bargaining chip that keeps the less enticed half locked in with incentives like a Black AmEx card.

And then there's us. I probably can't answer eighty percent of the questions typically asked between significant others and I know I would make a horrible Cranium partner because we're on different brainwaves, but I am extremely comfor

adrenalineDecember 21 2008

You know the standard booty call ready routine: shave every day no matter how much you're running late, have the ultra large purse aka the slut bag ready with all your toiletries, condoms and lube, Altoids are your friend-keep them stocked... I can usually get out of the door in less than 30 minutes after getting a booty call because it's kind of rude to make the person wait for more than an hour.

I haven't had that rush to meet a stranger for sex in a while. This time, I had my partner in crime. The Mickey to my Mallory, without all the bloodshed. With two sluts instead of one, the details can be conversed. There's one side of the story with two perspectives.

"Wasn't it weird when they started holding each other after we fucked?"
"She used a lot of teeth."
"I feel like I just fucked Antonio Banderas."

And we can also debate about whether or not to hook up again, how long after we hooked up do we call them up again if we should do it at all. And best of all, the sex we have after we fuck other people.

I set us up with a couple who lived up by the Miracle Mile, which is a part of LA that I absolutely loathe, no offense. They texted us their address and told us to walk in and jump into bed with them, which is exactly what happened.

We got started on each other and did all variations of the daisy chain. My favorite part was when she was rid

New Year's Eve Sex Party!December 13 2008

(PS. That's a filmstrip from one of my own videos.)

The guy and I came up with a brilliant plan for New Year's Eve! What better way to end 2008 and bring in 2009 than my favorite thing in the world... group sex party!

Who is invited:
- Single guys & girls, couples between the ages of 18 and 39 only, please.
- Voyeurs & exhibitionists are welcome.

When & Where:
- 4 or 5-star hotel in downtown LA or West Hollywood
- 8PM, December 31st

How much? (this is to cover the cost of the room, drinks, my clothes, etc.):
- Single girls: free
- Single dudes: $60 ($5 reader discount)
- Couples: $40

How to apply:
- Send your email address, age, phone number to hecumsonherface@gmail.com
- If possible send me your active myspace or facebook links (for fugly filtering purposes, if you don't have one that means you're over the age of 39)

How you will be selected:
- Each of us holds individual veto power. But if you're hot, I will fight for you to be there even if you misspell words and use improper grammar.
- I will speak to you over the phone or iChat video/skype.
- You will receive an EVITE with hotel information including pa