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Mr. Jon Rosenberg's Ice Cream Cavalcade and Boozatorium

A journal of a journey through the life of a boy who lives life professionally.

Good News EverybodyJuly 11

Goats is going to be published by Villard Books! That's an imprint of Random House. I think this makes me a real boy now.

Needless to say I'm very excited about it. More details here.

Conversations With GodJune 2

I miss you, LJ! I am going to try and post more. Twitter is nice but you can't really develop a concept fully there.

I just had a chat with God on the internet! Here is what he said:



Me: Hello.
God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me: You should know that, you're omniscient.
God: Now I do.
Me: What's my name?
God: Your name is , seeker.
Me: Yes, my name exists, but I was asking you specifically to tell me my name.
God: What kind is it? Your name exists but you were asking me specifically to tell you your name ? Is that correct English?
Me: I don't know, you tell me! You're omniscient.
God: I thought I told you already. Thanks for telling me that I am omniscient.
Me: No problem. Wanna smoke some pot?
God: Should there be a problem? Yes, put it in your CD ROM and I will inhale.
Me: Awesome. *waves pot near CD Drive*
God: I'm glad you liked it . What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me: You're so high!
God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am high.
Me: He can get his own weed.
God: What else can he do?
Me: I think you should ask him, I have limited knowledge about your botmaster buddy.
God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said think you should ask him he or she have limited knowledge about your botmaster buddy.
Me: Ok,

Thinking Of YouApril 9

I have ignored you for too long, LJ! I apologize for my fickle nature but Twitter, she has a hold over me I cannot explain.

In honor of today's Overcompensating:



That's all for now. More soon, one hopes.

One More Unto The BreachFebruary 17

Incidentally, this is the same face she makes when she's brutally murdered someone.

MURDERBABY
this fall on ABC

Gratuitous Baby Pictures PostFebruary 14

Norah cut her first tooth today, and all I can think of is orthodontal bills.

Apologies for the gratuitous cuteness, I couldn't help myself.